Conan Exiles: Weekend Gaming

I don’t know about you, but my weekend is going to be crazy. We’re talking barbarians, nudity and traveling and lots and lots of mud.

No, I’m not going to Coachella – althought that’d probably be just as entertaining.

I’m talking about recently introduced (and still in early access) Conan Exiles, the new open world survival game by Funcom. This game amuses the hell out of me in that there is legit nudity. Like, full on, dicks out flapping around, nudity.

ARK: Survival Evolved is Annoying as Hell

ARK: Survival Evolved is probably one of the most frustrating as hell games I’ve ever played in my entire life. It is riddled with bugs and glitches, alpha tribes make it impossible to play on PvP and sometimes even PvE, admins on unofficial servers can be dicks to the worst of their abilities, and there’s nothing like having a dinosaur you spent legitimately HOURS, in some cases DAYS, raising just disappear without a trace, forever lost to the ether of the great server divide.